What can I say? Full House royalties are the shit. Although I’m currently unemployed, paychecks continue to pour in, and by pour in I mean I’m making more then the state of Michigan… poor fucks. I’ve decided to hire a new PR Agent and she brought in this total cock smoker to do my hair. As you can see I look like hammered shit. I haven’t seen the sun in two weeks and that cunt whore, I mean Ashley, tells me I need to get more stable. You know what Ash? Fuck yourself, take that Nuva Ring and choke on it. My probation officer actually suggested I slap that bitch. Anyways, my ramen noodles just finished and the biggest loser is about to come on, until next time.

-MKO

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This is so relevant. We are obviously ready for some trickle down wins. 

Unfuckingbelievable: Goldman Has Zero Trading Loss Days In Last Quarter

If you ever wanted to see what monopoly looks like in chart form, here it is:

In the quarter ended March 31, Goldman made money on every single trading day. The firm did not record a loss of even $0.01 on even one day in the last quarter. That’s 63 days profitable out of 63 trading days. The statistic probability of this event is itself statistically undefined. Goldman is now the market – or, in keeping with modern market reality, Goldman is the house, it controls the casino, and always wins. Congratulations America: you now have far, far better odds in Las Vegas that you have making money with your E-Trade account.

Adding to the alice in wonderland insanity of this announcement, the firm made over $100 million daily on 35 different days. Of Goldman’s $9.7 billion in total Q1 revenue, 76% came from trading. Forget investment banking, forget underwriting, forget advisory: over three quarters of the firm’s value is based on being the house to the biggest corrupt casino in existence. Ever.

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WTF CYNDI IS GONE!

Also, I guess posterous just slipped in the geo tagging feature. I don’t know if I did this but whatever. I like privacy but I haven’t found the disable setting for this shit. Here’s a look at an example.

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I discovered M.I.A. while getting a classy as fuck lap dance in Fayetteville, AR . I take that back it was terrible as fuck, $20 for 3 songs is outrageous. I kept hearing gunshots and cash registers popping in this certain song. Those sounds I will forever associate with twirking, body glitter, and sweaty strippers. When I got back home to Little Rock I asked twitter “who’s the artist behind the greatest strip club song of all time?” It’s M.I.A. I immediately ripped the Kala album. Never heard anything like it but the stripper song was on there.

Note to self: she’s hot as hell and got skillz like chicken and waffles.

So last week I was checking out my NSFW Tumblr and shit was ablaze with word of a new ginger hating M.I.A. video. Little did I know Eric Cartman actually existed, like in real life, this video is graphic. Just watch it. Trust your government is the message.

M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.

You know how to rip torrent? Click below for a link to this track.

Born Free torrent

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$6.75

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Thanks flying saucer for this sweet artwork.

See what they did there? It’s Tebow and flying dicks. It’s like boner party on Tims face. Jebus we all hope he fails.

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I was instructed to try the frog legs an fried pickles but had to try the cheeseburger. I am a fucking champion of cheeseburgers.

Don’t get me wrong, te burger was tasty, but after the recent epic sammies I’ve had, this was not epic. It was good but I wish I had tried some fried shit. I will go back here for food, next time I run the craps table, in fact.

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Located on an alley behind the Lyric, Redhouse is a certified burger joint. This is a Southwestern Burger with japs. It was so juicy, the bun fell apart. Chipotle mayo was tits. Burger and a Budweiser for $12.00, not too bad for Oxford. Stay fratty Oxford.

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My lead off strategy didn’t work.

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Sidetracks Sidekicks got that ass whooped 15-6. Pricks. When tards show up, angels rejoice, and there is victory. Be proud. All that Redbull and jäger Saturday paid off.

On a sidenote, I almost got whooped for telling a dude he needed vagisil. Classic bro move.

This weekend no games are scheduled.

Pic time, tickle party?

The face of a warrior, Jason aka Fat Jesus.

Juan pregaming like a champ. He is a champ. Notice the tallboy in ones left fist.

My homeboy, Runway, bro as fuck. Fancy Cass doin her thang.

A goddess among men, stay Fancy.

Baby Shaker aka Truth Bringer giving a tutorial.

DeCo crunk as hell.

Smell y’all later.

-Broseph

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It would be tits as hell if we could cook out. And patron would also be legendary. Go buy your booze. Get in your vehicle and don’t stop till you smell da Zima.

-Broseph

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This weekend sucked for Kickball. Cold, rainy, a slim roster, and a double header.

We cleaned the first teams clock 6-0 Dragon’s Kickball. Keep in mind we only had 2 chicks show up to the first match, that means we had to take 2 outs at the end of every batting order. I think we ended up taking 6 handicap outs. Not to mention we could only field 8 players due to lack of ladies. We had a bunch of big boots that game and everything seemed to go our way. BTW, I hazed the shit out of every batter.

The second game was vs. RazorCorn, loss 5-1. Cheaters. Not really but I’m a sore loser. We had a slim roster again but enought to field 9 players. The field conditions were sloppy as hell and their team could kick the shit out of the ball. If we had the full lineup I think we could have taken them. I’m gonna brag, I was lead off batter, my first at bat this game was an in park homerun. Pricks.

Anyways, let’s pray for beautiful weather next Sunday and whoop some ass.

Respectfully,
Broseph aka Pinto aka Ferrari aka Joe Joe the Pee Hole Pro aka Cotton Top

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