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MKO Diary: In which I get some ramen

May 10th, 2010 — 11:28pm
Dear Diary,

What can I say? Full House royalties are the shit. Although I’m currently unemployed, paychecks continue to pour in, and by pour in I mean I’m making more then the state of Michigan… poor fucks. I’ve decided to hire a new PR Agent and she brought in this total cock smoker to do my hair. As you can see I look like hammered shit. I haven’t seen the sun in two weeks and that cunt whore, I mean Ashley, tells me I need to get more stable. You know what Ash? Fuck yourself, take that Nuva Ring and choke on it. My probation officer actually suggested I slap that bitch. Anyways, my ramen noodles just finished and the biggest loser is about to come on, until next time.

-MKO

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Unfuckingbelievable: Goldman Has Zero Trading Loss Days In Last Quarter

May 10th, 2010 — 4:16pm

This is so relevant. We are obviously ready for some trickle down wins. 

Unfuckingbelievable: Goldman Has Zero Trading Loss Days In Last Quarter

If you ever wanted to see what monopoly looks like in chart form, here it is:

In the quarter ended March 31, Goldman made money on every single trading day. The firm did not record a loss of even $0.01 on even one day in the last quarter. That’s 63 days profitable out of 63 trading days. The statistic probability of this event is itself statistically undefined. Goldman is now the market – or, in keeping with modern market reality, Goldman is the house, it controls the casino, and always wins. Congratulations America: you now have far, far better odds in Las Vegas that you have making money with your E-Trade account.

Adding to the alice in wonderland insanity of this announcement, the firm made over $100 million daily on 35 different days. Of Goldman’s $9.7 billion in total Q1 revenue, 76% came from trading. Forget investment banking, forget underwriting, forget advisory: over three quarters of the firm’s value is based on being the house to the biggest corrupt casino in existence. Ever.

 

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Cyndi Lauper just got FIRED and Posterous supports geo tagging

May 10th, 2010 — 3:06am

WTF CYNDI IS GONE!

Also, I guess posterous just slipped in the geo tagging feature. I don’t know if I did this but whatever. I like privacy but I haven’t found the disable setting for this shit. Here’s a look at an example.

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M.I.A. Born Free and the Greatest Stripper Song of All time

May 10th, 2010 — 2:31am

I discovered M.I.A. while getting a classy as fuck lap dance in Fayetteville, AR . I take that back it was terrible as fuck, $20 for 3 songs is outrageous. I kept hearing gunshots and cash registers popping in this certain song. Those sounds I will forever associate with twirking, body glitter, and sweaty strippers. When I got back home to Little Rock I asked twitter “who’s the artist behind the greatest strip club song of all time?” It’s M.I.A. I immediately ripped the Kala album. Never heard anything like it but the stripper song was on there.

 

Note to self: she’s hot as hell and got skillz like chicken and waffles.

So last week I was checking out my NSFW Tumblr and shit was ablaze with word of a new ginger hating M.I.A. video. Little did I know Eric Cartman actually existed, like in real life, this video is graphic. Just watch it. Trust your government is the message.

M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.

You know how to rip torrent? Click below for a link to this track.

Born Free torrent

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Fried Bologna Sandwich – Sports Page – Little Rock

April 29th, 2010 — 5:46pm
This sandwich matters. It is also known as the poor mans steak. Bologna, country meat of the gods. This mean sammy was frie in a skillet, lettuce tomato and onion, japs and pepperjack cheese. Fucking Ace. Sweet Tea and Ruffles to top it off. As usual, don’t be J.

$6.75

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Fake kick and pop out

March 30th, 2010 — 3:46pm
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My lead off strategy didn’t work.

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Prescription

March 30th, 2010 — 3:24pm
Not the prescription I had in mind.

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Sunday Schoolin

March 29th, 2010 — 4:54pm
You see this shit? It’s the writing of a winner. WINNER. You’re a winner too.

Sidetracks Sidekicks got that ass whooped 15-6. Pricks. When tards show up, angels rejoice, and there is victory. Be proud. All that Redbull and jäger Saturday paid off.

On a sidenote, I almost got whooped for telling a dude he needed vagisil. Classic bro move.

This weekend no games are scheduled.

Pic time, tickle party?

The face of a warrior, Jason aka Fat Jesus.

Juan pregaming like a champ. He is a champ. Notice the tallboy in ones left fist.

My homeboy, Runway, bro as fuck. Fancy Cass doin her thang.

A goddess among men, stay Fancy.

Baby Shaker aka Truth Bringer giving a tutorial.

DeCo crunk as hell.

Smell y’all later.

-Broseph

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1:15 Field 6

March 27th, 2010 — 10:32pm
Game tomorrow at 1:15 Field 6.

It would be tits as hell if we could cook out. And patron would also be legendary. Go buy your booze. Get in your vehicle and don’t stop till you smell da Zima.

-Broseph

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Heathens

March 27th, 2010 — 4:55pm

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Chick playing a saw

March 24th, 2010 — 4:39pm
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Weekend Update

March 22nd, 2010 — 4:16pm
Fellow Arkantards,

This weekend sucked for Kickball. Cold, rainy, a slim roster, and a double header.

We cleaned the first teams clock 6-0 Dragon’s Kickball. Keep in mind we only had 2 chicks show up to the first match, that means we had to take 2 outs at the end of every batting order. I think we ended up taking 6 handicap outs. Not to mention we could only field 8 players due to lack of ladies. We had a bunch of big boots that game and everything seemed to go our way. BTW, I hazed the shit out of every batter.

The second game was vs. RazorCorn, loss 5-1. Cheaters. Not really but I’m a sore loser. We had a slim roster again but enought to field 9 players. The field conditions were sloppy as hell and their team could kick the shit out of the ball. If we had the full lineup I think we could have taken them. I’m gonna brag, I was lead off batter, my first at bat this game was an in park homerun. Pricks.

Anyways, let’s pray for beautiful weather next Sunday and whoop some ass.

Respectfully,
Broseph aka Pinto aka Ferrari aka Joe Joe the Pee Hole Pro aka Cotton Top

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GPOYW

March 18th, 2010 — 10:52pm
Pubcrawl portrait

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Two Champagnes

March 18th, 2010 — 10:38pm

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GONG!!!!!!!

March 14th, 2010 — 10:46pm

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Old signage

March 14th, 2010 — 10:44pm

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Jungle Boater

March 14th, 2010 — 10:42pm

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P Ho

March 14th, 2010 — 5:03pm
Polish horseshoes.

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Typical Arkansas Saturday

March 13th, 2010 — 9:35pm

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Fuck Darth Maul

March 11th, 2010 — 5:28am

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Team fee and a map

March 7th, 2010 — 5:21am
Arkantards, 

The team fee was $325, it comes out to $13 per player.

So Bring $28, that will cover the jersey and player fee.

The game is at 12 on field 6. Get there atleast 30 minutes before hand. Look for the badass jerseys if you can’t find the field. 

We are going to own.

Here is the link to a map:

I don’t know if this will embed the google map  but here goes:

<br /><small>View Larger Map</small>

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Words of wisdom

March 6th, 2010 — 2:20am
word.

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Brass knuckle scissors, WANT

March 6th, 2010 — 2:16am
Want.

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Follow Doogie

March 6th, 2010 — 2:09am

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This is what’s right with the internet

March 6th, 2010 — 2:07am
Oh Anne you never reached your potential. I can only imagine your relationship with Kitty if you had a blog and camera phone. Your diary would have really been the shit. I might Burn in hell for this.

haus-of-ricky.tumblr.com

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Little Rock 1/2 Marathon

March 5th, 2010 — 6:45pm
Shit is going down Sunday. This is one badass Tshirt, dryfit bitches.

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I LOVE WOLVES

March 5th, 2010 — 5:04am

That sheep is fucking dead.

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Types of bitches

March 5th, 2010 — 4:57am
Add face ass bitches.

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WTF are these kids on?

March 5th, 2010 — 4:52am
If you ever find yourself surrounded by these fucktards run, they are living dead.

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Ring a ding ding

March 5th, 2010 — 4:44am
Love me some pinups

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