Hillcrest – Little Rock, AR
April 30th, 2010 — 3:04pm
Sidewalk to The House in Hillcrest
Archive for April 2010
Fried Bologna Sandwich – Sports Page – Little Rock
April 29th, 2010 — 5:46pm
This sandwich matters. It is also known as the poor mans steak. Bologna, country meat of the gods. This mean sammy was frie in a skillet, lettuce tomato and onion, japs and pepperjack cheese. Fucking Ace. Sweet Tea and Ruffles to top it off. As usual, don’t be J.
$6.75
Really serious street lamps
April 29th, 2010 — 2:11pm
Dickey Stephens Ball Park – North Little Rock
April 29th, 2010 — 2:46am
Sticky Fingerz Lunch Special
April 28th, 2010 — 7:04pm
Posing by the shitter
April 26th, 2010 — 2:46am
Memphis Brew Fest. 2010. Take note, my Tshirt has a bald eagle and American flag. Eat shit Canada.
Beer Cellar – Diamond Bear Brewing – Little Rock
April 24th, 2010 — 5:49pm
Fucking Boss
April 24th, 2010 — 3:53pm
Double Down Luther Sandwich
April 24th, 2010 — 3:14pm
KFC Double Down Luther Sandwich
A KFC Double Down sandwiched between two glazed donuts.
EJ’s Jap Burger – Little Rock, AR
April 23rd, 2010 — 7:46pm
Fire sauce and da works. One of the best burgers in LR.
Tebow and Flying Dicks
April 23rd, 2010 — 3:18pm
OMGaffaw
Thanks flying saucer for this sweet artwork.
See what they did there? It’s Tebow and flying dicks. It’s like boner party on Tims face. Jebus we all hope he fails.
Hollywood Cafe – Tunica, MS
April 22nd, 2010 — 12:24am
Nestled deep in Tunica, MS, Hollywood Cafe is home to some serious fried food. They’ve been featured on Travel Channel several times and well worth your pregame if you headed South for some gambling.
I was instructed to try the frog legs an fried pickles but had to try the cheeseburger. I am a fucking champion of cheeseburgers.
Don’t get me wrong, te burger was tasty, but after the recent epic sammies I’ve had, this was not epic. It was good but I wish I had tried some fried shit. I will go back here for food, next time I run the craps table, in fact.
Redhouse, Oxford, MS – Southwestern Burger
April 21st, 2010 — 4:13pm
Redhouse
Oxford, MS Located on an alley behind the Lyric, Redhouse is a certified burger joint. This is a Southwestern Burger with japs. It was so juicy, the bun fell apart. Chipotle mayo was tits. Burger and a Budweiser for $12.00, not too bad for Oxford. Stay fratty Oxford.
Oxford, MS Located on an alley behind the Lyric, Redhouse is a certified burger joint. This is a Southwestern Burger with japs. It was so juicy, the bun fell apart. Chipotle mayo was tits. Burger and a Budweiser for $12.00, not too bad for Oxford. Stay fratty Oxford.
Marg. Enchiladas
April 15th, 2010 — 8:02pm
Sparky’s, Eureka Springs, AR
I usually hate cheese dick diners with 50’s nostalgia but this place does it with style. More than 25 beers on tap and a serious food menu. This place is the enchilada boss and they have some killer salsas. The patio is covered with microbrewery propaganda and the music selection ranged from Sinatra to modern Latino jazz. I was digging it. The shitter had 50’s vinyl covering the walls. Some funny records. Anyways, if you like beer and food, check it out. If you don’t like beer and food, kill yourself.
Margarita Chicken Enchiladas and side salad $10.25
Hugo’s Holy Guacamole Burger
April 15th, 2010 — 12:16am
Hugo’s, located on the Square in downtown Fayetteville in a basement, has a hell of a burger. This baby is the Guacamole Burger. Cooked medium, fully loaded with japs and pepperjack. This burger was just the right size and was more juicy than J Lo’s booty. Like 8 bucks. Do it.
King in the Can
April 14th, 2010 — 5:50pm
So I love craft beer, I love hating inthe big guys but hell, the King ain’t that bad. Go to the park and chunk horseshoes and crush a few kings. It’s fucking American. Srs. Try it. Do something like play a little catch, smoke some Amerian Spirits, toss washers, maybe a little kickball. Shit is real. I’m done hating on big red. GRILL SOME MEAT AND CRUSH SOME KINGS!
Ole hipster looking ass
April 13th, 2010 — 2:24am
So I got this filter app for the iPhone. It’s pretty sweet. That’s if you think making your bro look vintage as hell is sweet. I think the more pics like this, the greater my chances of landing a hipster chick will become. Ya, I just ended that mother fucker in a preposition.
Okay looking at the pic further, you will def notice the chaps shirt, not hipster, the red Knockaround shades pull the shit together nicely. Like a bro.
Cool story brah
April 7th, 2010 — 10:10pm
The Gamble
April 7th, 2010 — 1:20am
Mugshots, Hattiesburg, MS
1/3 lb. fully loaded. Chili, japs, and queso involved.
Ya, that’s a Gin and Tonic in the background. Piss off.
Jalapeño Pork Rinds
April 6th, 2010 — 1:36pm
You may or may not know that pork rinds are my dirty enabler. Atleast 3-5% of my diet is fried pork skin, therefore, I command authority on the matter. FUCKING COMMAND. So I rank Brim’s in my top 3 brands of pork rinds.
Golden Flake
Brim’s
Turkey Creek Anyways, I’ve never seen this flavor so I had to try it. I cracked the bag open, with my car windows up, and it didn’t smell like the usual death. No odor. I was disappointed. So I reach in the bag and crunch down. Immediately it felt like a noxious gas is in my mouth and it tastes nothing like japs. I could only put 3 skins down the hatch. Upon further inspection of the package I learned 2 things. 1. Brim’s are made in Bartlett, TN.
2. There was a verse from Revelations on the back side. Don’t waste your time with these. Stick to hot and BBQ flavor. Remember, I command authority on the matter.
Brim’s
Turkey Creek Anyways, I’ve never seen this flavor so I had to try it. I cracked the bag open, with my car windows up, and it didn’t smell like the usual death. No odor. I was disappointed. So I reach in the bag and crunch down. Immediately it felt like a noxious gas is in my mouth and it tastes nothing like japs. I could only put 3 skins down the hatch. Upon further inspection of the package I learned 2 things. 1. Brim’s are made in Bartlett, TN.
2. There was a verse from Revelations on the back side. Don’t waste your time with these. Stick to hot and BBQ flavor. Remember, I command authority on the matter.
Haiku from Mary Kate
April 5th, 2010 — 8:13pm
Last night I was watching the Red Sox comeback on the Yanks and pop went my instant messenger. Low and behold it was my homegirl Mary Kate.
MKO: Broseph
JR: ya sup
MKO: OMG I just got my nails did
JR: I bite mine
MKO: that’s bad hygiene Joe
JR: ya well atleast I wash my hair…
MKO: STFU fag
JR: jus sayin
MKO: I’m thinking GTL
JR: you are a pop bitch, but I love you.
JR: do you remeber that poster I had of you in college?
MKO: You mean the one posted in your shitter?
JR: Ya, that one, you’re way hotter than Ash.
MKO: Shutup I know.
JR: did you really im me to talk about your nails and GTL?
MKO: no, I wrote you a haiku
JR: what’s it say?
MKO: My hair is super. There is never enough coke. Delete those pics now.
JR: You’re fucking crazy. I’m not deleting those pics.
MKO: prick
JR: g2g game is tied. Hater.
JR: ya sup
MKO: OMG I just got my nails did
JR: I bite mine
MKO: that’s bad hygiene Joe
JR: ya well atleast I wash my hair…
MKO: STFU fag
JR: jus sayin
MKO: I’m thinking GTL
JR: you are a pop bitch, but I love you.
JR: do you remeber that poster I had of you in college?
MKO: You mean the one posted in your shitter?
JR: Ya, that one, you’re way hotter than Ash.
MKO: Shutup I know.
JR: did you really im me to talk about your nails and GTL?
MKO: no, I wrote you a haiku
JR: what’s it say?
MKO: My hair is super. There is never enough coke. Delete those pics now.
JR: You’re fucking crazy. I’m not deleting those pics.
MKO: prick
JR: g2g game is tied. Hater.
The Hop Diner
April 5th, 2010 — 8:07pm
Atleast once a week Andy and I try o eat at 1 new restaurant. New as in new to us. This week the grub was The Hop Diner located in Downtown Little Rock.
Chilicheese dog
1/2 Cheese Burger
1/2 Fries
Unsweetened Tea
1/2 Cheese Burger
1/2 Fries
Unsweetened Tea
The burger was the shit and the dog was fresh. I would recommend this as a tasty stop downtown but I enjoyable different atmosphere. I hate cheesy 1950’s type diners. You want to piss me off? Take me to The Purple Cow.
Baseball Nation
April 5th, 2010 — 7:44pm
Pretty interesting. Looks like there is some open territory.
Whiskey and Relevance
April 5th, 2010 — 4:29am
In case you didn’t know, I made a graph. It’s a magical correlation.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
April 5th, 2010 — 3:12am
Dude, what’s the deal with all these hot as hell chick singer bands from NYC. I’m moving to Brooklyn, getting on food stamps and tracking these cats down. Thx to my bro Vinny, I was introduced to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in college and that shit is always playing on the iTunes. I’ve got Fever to Tell and Is Is and they both rock. I can promise you fist pumping head bobbing fun. Serious, you could smoke a bunch of grass, drink cheap whiskey and have a fucking blast. ALL BY YOURSELF.
The lead singer, Karen, the only member who matters, has this voice that you would really like to hear in the bedroom. Watch the video below and listen to her howl. She’s got it.
Pissed of wolf
April 5th, 2010 — 12:21am
I love wolves. I would be a wolf I I had a choice. You run in a pack a fuck shit up. You got the meanest grill in the woods too. You are scared of this pic.
Easter grub
April 5th, 2010 — 12:18am
Church, family, food, sleep. That’s it.
1/2 & 1/2 Po’Boy @ Faded Rose.
3 Invisible Dicks
April 2nd, 2010 — 3:27pm
