“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.”
More ports than you could shake a stick at. Read this quote from the mfg. website:
“When viewed from the side o the port line, you feel powerful and somewhat like a soldier in the army.”
Put your boner away.
Smokin is hot. Shut up.
Her: Got a light? Me: In my pants. Her: Shut up. Me: You’re hot. Her: You see this hoodie? I’m fucking better than you. Me: Im wearing a hoodie too. Her: Yah but I’m smoking.
The tattoo subculture is the shit. Anything 4 Life is serious think about the NWO in wrestling, they were for life AND the shit:.. too. Do I want ink down both arms? Yes. Ink on my face? Duh, yes. Ink on my john? You fucking know it. Besides the fact that I’m a pussy and society will scoff at me if I got ink on my face & john, I think it is badass when a lady is all inked up. Kinda intimidating. Well we all know s&h won’t be a fucking CEO but she might be fucking a CEO. Anyhow, Rachel below is hot. Found her on http://www.bonerparty.tumblr.com GTFO haters you know what I mean.
In general I love all things dirty. Dirty bars, dirty cars, dirty south, etc. but I especially love this dirty whore. What is it about her that draws my attention? Is it the twinkle in her eye? The innocent girl smile on her face? Is it the perfect balance of makeup? Is it the uber trendy clothes? No. It’s the dirty whore part that I love about her.
She’s come a long way since the poster on my dorms bathroom wall. I’d say she’s a fucking overachiever. Mary Kate, you’re my girl.
I did it! My fist biathlon. It almost whooped me. Last Sunday my bros and I set out to comete the Du it in te Dirt Biathlon. It was at Cedar Glades Park in Hpt Springs, AR. 2m run, 10m bike, 2m run… on a fucking mountain. It was one of the most physically challenging events of my life. Why? Because I didn’t train hard enough. I took the day off yesterday from work to recover, I was hacking up phlegm and running a slight fever. I really believe I pushed it too hard. Anyways here is a victory pic. Yeah, we got medals. I’m not gonna get into that!
I admit to only seeing a few minutes here and there of this “reality” show.
I believe this is why the Tali ban hate and want to kill us all.
“When I go to the club I like to dance with my girls and look for juice heads.”
Watch this and laugh.
Improv is the shit. Asian tourist always get fucked so hard when operation improv strikes. Check out these scared fucks as pants free twenty somethings stroll through the subway. Boner party except all the dudes.
I have a laptop so I don’t really need this but I want a fucking desktop, or atleast a keyboard. Basically you can sit your monitor on this badboy, slide your keyboard under it and it has USB hookups. You want this so STFU.
Boner party 2010 has just begun, grab your aloe vera plant, or hand lotion, it’s a matter of opinion, and get er done. I was thinking of moving to the Florida Keys but I’m beginning to think Sweden might be the logical choice. I don’t know how much merit there is to this but I once heard the guy to girl ratio is 1:7. Fucking heaven on earth. Watch this babe.
I forgot to mention Shaq is supposedly banging her.
The video explains it all. This mf’er takes off in a mad sprint. Clicky.
Related Post: Body Scanners, well it’s about big brother so not really about chain gangs.
Ok this video has got some real crazy music and images. This video is the kind of thing that makes conspiracy theory nut jobs blow their load. Take this with a grain of salt, then drink the shot, then squeeze the lime.
You ready to rock your socks off? Do I have a robot fetish? Is this video the shit? Are you going to press play?
Want more robot love? Check out this flying bot from hell.
Alright, I’ve got some pimpin to do. My bud just launched a new site called The Rock in Review. The site is dedicated to all things Little Rock. You sign up to be a contributor and post interesting stuff to the site. It’s kinda like a crowd sourced site. Anyways, check it out if you give a damn, which you probably don’t. Quit reading this shit.
Humorous, yes, kinda, too bad I don’t have any hot first cousins.
