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Estimating JP Morgan’s Profits From Bernie Madoff: $483 Million

August 31st, 2009 — 3:34am

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Estimating JP Morgan’s Profits From Bernie Madoff: $483 Million

Submitted by Linus Wilson, Assistant Professor Of Finance, University of Louisiana At Lafayette

 

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Friday Amusement: Office Pranks

August 30th, 2009 — 8:40pm


Friday Amusement: Office Pranks

It’s Friday!  Hells yeah! TGIF.

Have you had a long week?  Do you need something to laugh about in your cubicle?  If you’re in a prankster mood, here are some classic office pranks and some things you can do to rile up office zombies.

jo3designs masters the art of office pranks

jo3designs masters the art of office pranks. See number 11.

  1. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
  2. Swap the regular and decaf coffee – This is EVIL!
  3. Play with the auto-correct on your co-workers computer.  Configure the word “and” to change to “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”
  4. Put tape over the mouse optics
  5. Cut your fingernails or toe nails
  6. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
  7. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
  8. Turn your earphones up all the way
  9. Turn your speakerphone up all the way
  10. Burn popcorn in the microwave
  11. When your co-worker is out of down, cover their office in foil, plastic wrap or post-its (and then send us the picture!)
  12. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
  13. Leave your tuna sandwich in the fridge
  14. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
  15. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
  16. Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”
  17. Slurp hot coffee during meetings
  18. Chew ice during meetings
  19. Walk around the office barefooted
  20. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
  21. Glue their mouse to the desk
  22. Turn down or turn up the contrast on their monitor
  23. Use goofy event sounds for your programs
  24. Send flowers from one co-worker to another
  25. Leave hole punches all over
  26. Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans
  27. After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”
  28. Set a password on someone’s screensaver
  29. Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down
  30. Smirk when a co-worker walks by
  31. Eat half of someone’s lunch
  32. Swap co-worker’s chairs
  33. Take all the ice out of the community freezer
  34. Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator
  35. Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection
  36. Flip the left and right mouse button defaults
  37. Take out the ball in the mouse
  38. Tell a long story without a point
  39. Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week
  40. Bring Cheetos for food days
  41. Drag your feet when you walk down the halls
  42. Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom
  43. Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone
  44. Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers
  45. Express your political views at length
  46. Whisper loudly
  47. Drink the last cup of coffee without making a new pot- Raise your hand if you’re GUILTY!
  48. Answer your mobile during meetings
  49. Stand over someone while they are on the phone
  50. Sneak up behind someone
  51. Mess with the thermostat
  52. Recycle other people’s print jobs
  53. Be overly nice to people
  54. Leave fingerprints on the copier glass
  55. Type loudly
  56. Give everyone a nickname from a TV show- “Intern”
  57. Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice
  58. Use the intercom and page yourself
  59. Hide the sugar and creamer
  60. Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation

Some steps compiled from here and here .

We accept no responsibility for encouraging you to have fun on Fridays.  We would love to hear your cube farm adventures. And, on a more serious note, if you need this post to add some sort of value, be self-aware of your actions.  It’s good to be mindful of how your actions affect your co-workers.  But, have some fun too :)

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This is laughable. I’m so glad I don’t work/live in a cubicle but this would definitely make life more fun in a cube.

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LRKA – Little Rock Kickball Association

August 23rd, 2009 — 8:56pm

We got owned today. I think my team needs to read the rules. I am the biggest loser of the day. Apparently there are only 6 innings now or until 1 hour in length.

I fouled out to lose the game for us.

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Unemployment Rate By State: July Update, California Hits 11.9% – Zero Hedge

August 22nd, 2009 — 6:29pm

Better keep your job if you have one.

via zero hedge by Tyler Durden on 8/21/09


The most recent BLS State unemployment data is out. State by state unemployment increased by 1.0% on average (unweighted) from June to July.

Some notable states June unemployment rates and June-July rate of change:

  • California: 11.9%, 2.6%
  • Nevada: 12.5%, 4.2%
  • Texas: 7.9%, 5.3%
  • New York: 8.6%, -1.1%
  • Wyoming: 6.5%, 10.2%
  • Nebraska: 5.0%, 13.6%
  • Mississippi: 9.7%, 7.8%

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August 22nd, 2009 — 4:14am


 
 
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Craft Beer Evangelist
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Diamond Bear Brewing Co.
323C Cross Street
Little Rock, AR 72201

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Federal Reserve Balance Sheet Update: Week Of August 19 | zero hedge

August 21st, 2009 — 3:21pm

This is optimistic. Thank goodness for fiat money system and fractional reserve banking.

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August 21st, 2009 — 1:36am

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IT IS HERE: A Fully Functional Copy of The Pirate Bay

August 21st, 2009 — 1:15am

I had to share, not like I am actually going to DL this. It’s the principle.

-jr

via Mashable! by Stan Schroeder on 8/20/09


Goodbye, Pirate Bay. Hello, Pirate Bay. A couple of days ago we wrote about a very special torrent, which contained a copy of the entire Pirate Bay with most of the torrents in its database. Now, someone has put it to use: you can find a fully functional copy of the Pirate Bay over at btarena.net.

The new site is not exactly the same as the old one, and some of The Pirate Bay’s functions, such as links to related content, are missing, but who cares? It works, and the torrents are there, so users can keep visiting the new site almost as if nothing has changed.

Of course, whether the new site will remain as popular as the original Pirate Bay (new torrents will be tracked via tracker.btarena.org) remains to be seen, but the simple fact has once again been proven: you can turn one torrent tracker off, but new ones will always appear and take over. The entertainment industry would do well if they stopped bothering with lawsuits towards individual services and started working on being competitive in light of new marketplace rules, brought forth by the internet.

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Why Packaging Matters More than Ever.

August 17th, 2009 — 10:57pm

via TheDieline.com: Package Design by Andrew Gibbs on 8/17/09


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Marketing researchers of note, Forrester and McKinsey & Company, recently conducted studies on the nature of consumerism today. Their results are important because they point to a shift away from the classic “consumer purchasing funnel”.  

Tide This classic marketing theory holds that consumers develop awareness of branded products thanks to numerous, traditional advertising impressions. Familiarity leads to eventual purchasing consideration for a limited choice of brands. When entering a retail environment, consumers center their attention on those few choices, and purchase one. Throughout the process, the funnel obviously keeps narrowing. With consistent delivery on the brand promise, loyalty develops over time. 

However, new research demonstrates consumer purchasing patterns no longer fit this model. So could the wrong marketing emphasis be one of the reasons, along with a soft economy, for real shifts in consumer spending and overall loyalty? Given the data, it’s likely.  

According to the latest consumer research, there’s a new paradigm. Constant exposure via traditional and interactive media continues to create brand awareness. When consumers make the decision to purchase a product, they evaluate their choices by conducting Internet research. They participate in word of mouth exchanges, seeking information from social media contacts.  

This is a crucial juncture for brands in the pre-purchasing process; the reason they must have a strong online presence. Marketers need to invest dollars on independent web sites–not only their own–that they’ve identified as the places consumers are seeking information about products like theirs, and buying them. Ditto for interactive media sites-–online and mobile—since these core constituencies will endorse and spread the word about their products.  

Due to a virtual explosion of social media outlets as well as new brands, consumers are actually not narrowing their options now. Rather, they are expanding their possible list of choices. Thus, the narrowing consumer funnel model is now obsolete. 

Marketing in the New Paradigm.

Armed with this information, why would product companies execute the usual old budget cuts when consumer spending slows down? If the consumer has fundamentally changed, doesn’t this call for a serious restructuring of marketing focus, initiatives, spending?  

Consumers are no longer passive, so spending the lion’s share of the marketing budget on TV, radio, newspaper and magazine ads—simply isn’t efficient. Yet, when the economy sours, marketers pull back and retrench to “tried and true” traditional outlets. They cut new media spending. They cut customer service personnel. They hold off on new product packaging. These might seem like natural decisions, but do they make sense?  

Many companies have dabbled in interactive media in a limited way; not always meaningfully or for long, so they have little ROI data on their marketing efforts. As a result, they’re likely to be cut down or cut out. This is a mistake. While one-way communication still delivers impressions, today’s consumer is empowered by information gleaned from the Internet, mobile devices and conversations on social media sites. They pursue online connections to family, friends and blogging communities. These new media influencers have increased in importance since the last economic downturn. So, logically speaking, does it make sense to make deep budget cuts here? 

Let’s not forget that consumers also converse directly with companies via customer service online, via phone and email. Here is an often under-mined opportunity to interface directly with consumers; a golden opportunity to rectify problems, address issues quickly and satisfactorily, tweak product features and find out what consumers respond to best when purchasing category products. So should customer service be the recipient of deep budget cuts? 

Lastly, with brand loyalty flagging as consumers scour retail shelves before making their final purchase decisions, how can deep budget cuts on packaging be justified? 

Instead: why not work smarter and get more from fewer resources? Cutting back on traditional marketing to some degree and reallocating resources on social media, Internet web sites and customer service makes sense. Reallocating resources on packaging is vital since final purchase decisions are made at the retail shelf. Aligning marketing communications among all of these consumer-facing initiatives is priority #1. 

Packaging for the New Paradigm.

The current diminishment in loyalty as consumers are open to more choices can work to the benefit of a brand, or to its detriment. Smart marketers will use this knowledge to address their presence at retail. Packaging has actually gained in importance in the marketing mix as consumers closely scrutinize more products on the retail shelf before purchasing. Given this, it’s a wise idea to conduct an assessment of current packaging and make needed changes. 

Packaging has to deliver more than ever in the current economic and competitive environment. If it doesn’t decisively refer back to the brand, doesn’t quickly and simply communicate its value and preferability to consumers, doesn’t definitively leverage the brand and product’s key assets, it fails to win the consumer’s vote to purchase the product. It’s vitally important to make sure one simple, overriding message resonates on packaging. Why? According to research, the average consumer scans the retail shelf in 20 seconds or less.  

So what is the most important thing to communicate in that span of time? Tapping into consumers’ compelling reasons to choose one brand over the rest in a category, by honing in on consumer statements and conversations, WOM and interactive media comments, meaningful insights can be gleaned. How about leveraging that most relevant thing—that one overriding message—consumers themselves care most about as the lead package communication? 

Ultimately, packaging has the power to affect consumer purchasing behavior if utilized correctly. If packaging isn’t a huge asset in selling the product and brand on the retail shelf, it simply isn’t being maximized as a marketing tool. Now, while consumers are clearly open to more brands than ever, there’s a chance to win more business now and potentially more brand loyalty when the economy improves.  

So here are the questions that must be answered now: How can marketing initiatives be used to get closer to consumers and better understand what their needs are? How can two-way communications be used to increase brands’ relevance to the consumer? How can aligned messaging be utilized for all consumer-facing marketing initiatives? Lastly, how can all of this help produce the most compelling packaging in the category? 
 
 

Ted Mininni is president of Design Force, Inc., the leading brand design consultancy to consumer product companies with Enjoyment Brands™. Design Force helps their clients market brands that deliver positive, gratifying experiences to consumers. Their expertise lies in emotionally connecting consumers to brands by creating compelling visual brand experiences, which motivate purchase decisions. 
 

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Wooden Bike

August 15th, 2009 — 7:51pm

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