Grilt Free
July 29th, 2010 — 1:32am
MKO Monday – I’m back
July 26th, 2010 — 11:13pm
I’m back mf’ers. Shit’s been crazy for me. As you can imagine, I’ve been jetsetting all over the place this summer. NYC is treating me well but there is a major problem in my life. Uncle Joey won’t stop sexting me. JK but serious, Ashley is still a bitch. I started doing yoga and my instructor gave me a list of things to do and not do. You know I don’t like pricks hating on me so this shit ain’t gonna fly. Top of the list, stop smoking. I’m a modern woman and I clearly don’t give a fuck. I looked him squarely in the face and said “Larry King Elbow… you’re gonna have to fuck off.”
Real or Fake
July 23rd, 2010 — 6:16pm
DK Datskat intro
July 21st, 2010 — 6:09am
As this bros acting manager, I advise him to become a thespian asap. The moves, the swagger, the style. FFfUUu
Tumblr Tuesday: El Wood has Insomnia
July 21st, 2010 — 5:05am
It’s that time again, time for me to pimp unsuspecting bloggers. This week we take a peak at Tumblr goddess El Wood. Her self titled tumblog, El Wood has Insomnia, is one of my favorites.
- She’s really hot.
- She reblogs great pics.
- She has fun.
- She hasn’t replied to my internet proposal.
- I haven’t actually proposed (yet)
- I mean, I would totally propose.
- Ink
She totally shares a glimpse into her glamorous life. She’s been featured in Front magazine which is a glory hole boner jam. Go to her blog, cycle through a few pages then go do some “coloring” Samantha Jones style.
Party Machine
July 21st, 2010 — 4:45am
So I was born in the mid 80's and missed all the badass shit that happened during the decade. Shit like Michael Jackson when he was black. You know how important he was/is? I mean he basically is the Nostradamus of the recent zombie movement. You can't predict stuff like that. Anyways, I'm the Kelly Slater of the web and I stumbled upon this righteous gem of a video. The kid in the beginning, who busts out the robot, I wanted more of that shit, that Michael Jackson type shit.
Goon Bye Memphis
July 14th, 2010 — 9:47pm
Road warrior
July 14th, 2010 — 5:11pm
I’ve been killing it down in the delta. I’m a road warrior. On a negative note, I lost my keys on the interstate. On a positive note, they can be replaced.
OMGong farkin dog
July 8th, 2010 — 3:38am
I’m up in Fay chillin like a villain, slangin rocks and beer obv. So I hopped over to Feltner Bros. for some dog action. This shit is so so tits you gotsta try it. Chicago Style Hotdog: poppy seed bun, beef dog, sweet relish, mustard, tomato, sport peppers, red onions, and LOVE. The bros who own this place are kin to the folks who started Whataburger. You know that song love in yo mouth? This dog is it.
Tumblr Tuesday: Street Etiquette
July 7th, 2010 — 10:35pm
I’m only a day late and a few weeks behind schedule. Anyways, its very important that you check out this badass blog. Street Etiquette, just as the name implies, is a men’s style and fashion blog. Inspiring shit for a lad who has no style or fashion. These bro’s have been featured in GQ and Urban Outfitters. I’ve been hooked on theiri blog for more than a few weeks and I’ve got some wardrobe adjustments to make. This means my prized jorts will be taking a back seat to more crunk items. FFFUUU. In the mean time head on over to the blog and you can follow them on twitter too.
LL Hump Day – Jail Bird
July 7th, 2010 — 7:12pm
While society is filled with bro-haters, it’s also got loads of brah-haters. The most recent target of these pompous fucks is our good Sister Lindsey Lohan. This angelic lady had come under fire for an alleged controlled substance problem. HATERS. Bipolar maybe, addict no.
Craft Beer Evangelist
901-494-4800 Mobile
501-708-2739 Office Diamond Bear Brewing Co.
323C Cross Street
Little Rock, AR 72201
So she was on probation but society couldn’t hold her down. She violated probation and back to court she goes. The pic below symbolizes all our feelings toward bro-haters, plainy scripted on her middle finger nail.
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Joseph RodgersCraft Beer Evangelist
901-494-4800 Mobile
501-708-2739 Office Diamond Bear Brewing Co.
323C Cross Street
Little Rock, AR 72201
Wedding Crasher
June 20th, 2010 — 10:29pm
Four wheelers and firearms
June 19th, 2010 — 7:00pm
Mac and cheese tortilla
June 17th, 2010 — 1:40am
You might be asking yourself, “How bro is this asshole?”. Bro as fuck. Jah it’s mac and cheese and Louisiana crunk sauce. It’s on a tortilla, it’s modern, it’s everything your fury wet dream was about.
Important things
June 16th, 2010 — 3:51am
Brandon being bro
June 16th, 2010 — 3:50am
Diablo Chicken Burrito – Flying Burrito – Little Rock, AR
June 14th, 2010 — 1:41am
You can tell this burrito is modern, as it obviously doesn’t give a fuck. Ckn, guac, rice, beans, japs an of course love.
Palin all pumped up
June 10th, 2010 — 9:39pm
You either love her or hate her but we can all agree on one thing, Moose Burgers are the shit… and Palin is smokin hot. That’s two things but I’m dumbing this down for the boner Neocons reading this. Check this pic. It’s no wonder she draws such a huge crowd at public speaking events. In my professional bro-pinion, she’s had some enhancements made, a little top heavy, more buoyant, bouncy, etc. Farking jugs baby! Anyways, well done Sarah. Drill baby drill.
photo from www.conversationmarketing.com
Saturday we fight a war
June 10th, 2010 — 4:47am
Fuck England. Serious. I woudl do just about anything to win this match. I am considering a portrait tattoo of the American who scores a winning goal. Don’t tread on me. Besides, those limey bastards are missing their stud Rooney and Captain Ferdinand. Srs fck dem.
